Concerned Crieglang Pensioners leader leaves London staff to starve

The leader of the Concerned Crieglang Pensioners Party, based from Scotland, has reportedly left their London branch staff "to starve" according to the London leader for the Pensioners Party. In a quote to the Daily Mirror, Roger Moore: "our leader has only given us £5,000 to live off of. We have had to downgrade our headquarters to a room above a terrible Indian restauraunt, and work by candle light. My staff have kids to take to hospital, which they can't afford as our national leader spends all the dosh we've raised on Sabrina Carpenter merch. It just isn't right. It is INHUMANE." The Daily Mirror has reached the Pension Party leader Mr Jarvis for a comment, but we were chased off by the local benefits fraudster known as Scottish Declan.