Concerned Craiglang pensioners of London receive tiny but barely life saving fundng

In an act of cheap charity, Concerned Craiglang Pensioners leader Jack Jarvis has sent £10,000 to the crippled London branch, with many critiques calling it an insult, but some a dose of life saving medicine. Jack Jarvis, who went through a mid life crisis and a scandal involving Thai-last boys in Industry City California, was criticised yesterday for his lack of humanity following reports of his London branch having to work above an Indian restaurant. London branch leader Roger Moore stated that he wasn’t pleased, saying “I know beggars can’t be choosers but this is taking the piss. This recent injection of £5,000 will only prevent us from downgrading to a room above 25 Cromwell Street.” With the Concerned Craiglang pensioners London branch just about staying afloat thanks to the cheap charity of Jack Jarvis, is it delaying the inevitable or has it given his party a chance?