NATIONAL GUARD DEPLOYMENT - MISSISSIPPI

My Fellow Americans, At 04:20 ET today, I signed an order federalising the National Guard to the state of Mississippi as a response to a rise of left-wing lunatics raiding businesses and homes. The stance of this administration is clear: rioters will be punished to the full severity of the law. I trust that our skilled soldiers from the great state of Mississippi will work effortlessly to quash this communist uprising and restore order to this beautiful state. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - Secretary of War