STATEMENT FROM UK FINANCE CHIEF

This week, I have proposed legislation to provide subsidies to enterprises that are too small to meet demand, in the hopes of boosting production to meet demand. Additionally, I've significantly increased grant funding for the West Midlands. This region is now the future of the British economy, as Yorkshire is dominated by that cow Lynette (cut their grant down to 1% because of this lol) and that West Midlands has a rapidly growing economy. Adding to this I have increased funding for the North East due to high unemployment and low economic activity. Regarding the North East, I have released a fiscal stimulas package for the region to get the economy growing again. I have also given the West Midlands a temporary GDP growth bonus. As Chancellor, my number one mission is to bankrupt bread bank, and secure a fiscally conservative economy that focuses on growth and self reliance, while we battle with the US on trade tariffs. - CHANCELLOR JAMES BOND Praise be to L Ron Hubbard