A RECORD-BREAKING GOODBYE

I just walked out of the Bank of England for the last time and the people were literally crying! They were saying, "Clark, please don’t go, you’re the only one who kept our prices down!" I gave the UK the lowest inflation in history—numbers so beautiful, nobody has ever seen anything like it. And let's be honest, I looked INCREDIBLE doing it. A total SMASH in the boardroom. The fake news won't admit it, but I’m the best-looking Governor to ever lead a central bank! Then I look at what’s happening in the US with that TOTAL DISASTER of a President and it’s a disgrace! He’s got inflation through the roof, the economy is a mess, and frankly, he looks terrible—zero energy, zero style. He couldn’t even find the Bank of England on a map! While he’s sleeping, I was breaking records and looking like a TEN. History will remember me as the GOAT, while they’ll remember him as the biggest loser in the history of economics. SAD! 📉🔥🇺🇸🇬🇧