CONSERVATIVES SECURE A HUGE BUDGET SURPLUS + DEFENCE SPENDING

Following the BIG FTA that was signed in the UN, (and well before that with our great economic policy), the UK sits at 150 BILLION EXTRA MONEY! This is great news. After our big (and necessary) cuts on the NHS, which under DUP treated HEALTHY patients... we decided to cut it by half. No more unnecessary treatments for all the dramatic Britons who cry whenever they hit their little toe on the endtable. MORE - The Prime Minister has announced new incentives to increase and maximize Defence spending with our surplus. Many positive responses across Britain. We're also maximizing science research and another thing that the Prime Minister forgot. The PM's doctor also published a recent health assessment, which stated that Kevin Piastri is the most sharp-minded genius in British history.