PRIME MINISTER ANNOUNCES GOVERNMENT HOME SEIZURE POLICY

In a recent leak, by the Prime Minister himself because he is such an attention seeker, the Prime Minister has decided that he wants to take homes away from hard working Britons. Chancellor of the Exchequer James Bond stated that he was disgusted by the move saying "you can't just give them the right to own a home and then just take it away from them so you can impress your boyfriend President of the United States". Since the major leak, the Prime Ministers approval rating has dropped down to 37%.