STATEMENT ON KING O'RUBIO THE FIRST.

Across multiple socialist-owned news companies and communist twitter pages, I keep seeing DEFAMATION OF THE O'RUBIO NAME! Our glorious, conservative, family-loving Fed Chair who has brought so much good through several political offices. UPON SEEING THESE HEADLINES, I pondered and pondered and thought NOT O'RUBIO he would never damage our economy. SO I CLICKED ONTO THE STOCK EXCHANGE, AND I SAW MY COMPANY DOING BETTER THAN EVER AND THE NYSE PERFORMING ITS BEST ON RECORD SINCE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are growing, growing and GROWING under the light of conservatism. The Fed Chair integrated NECCASSARILY, INTELLIGENT MEASURES that I wouldn't expect anyone here to understand anyway. I WHOLE HEARTEDLY SUPPORT ANOTHER TERM OF MARK AS THE FED CHAIR HE HAS BROUGHT SO MUCH PROFIT, AND IN TURN GROWTH.