Sheev Says: Grow, Grow, Grow

I thank the sages of the Free Market for appointing me to a second term as Bank of England Governor. When I started out, inflation sat stubbornly above the 2% target at 3.22%, and real growth was deeply in the negative at -1.79%. But through aggressive rate hikes, Forex black magic, and savings deposits, we were able to crush inflation and restore the country to growth in a matter of hours. We have sustained that growth, but now that the bond markets are fixed, there is only one route to greater profits in the long run: growth. As CEO, I will be doing my part to contribute to the nation's growth, and I call on all other CEOs to do likewise. Interest rates are therefore likely to remain roughly where they are for as long as the growth levels remain as low as they are, with only minor adjustments in the forseeable future. Thank you for your attention to this message.