HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER ORDERS CONFIRMATION OF MELANIA TRUMP AS PRESIDENT

Washington, D.C. – House Majority Leader Big JDS has begun ordering Republican members of Congress to return to Washington to confirm Melania Trump as the winner of the Presidential election. “Reports are coming in that Melania Trump has won 285 votes. It’s done. We cannot allow the far-left and the globalists to intervene in an American election when Trump has clearly won.” Republicans seem determined to confirm Melania Trump as the next President, despite election interference in Wisconsin and Michigan.