WHAT THE F IS THE FED CHAIR DOING?!

LUCA DE COYOTEN, OR SHOULD I SAY, LUCA DA IDIOT, HAS COMPLETELY TRASHED THE PROFIT MARGINS OF AMERICAN BUSINESSES BY RAISING INTEREST RATES THROUGH THE ROOF. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS HE DOING? I SUGGEST HIS ARMY OF EMPLOYEES AT THE FED SNAP HIM BACK TO REALITY OR I WILL DEPLOY MY ARMY, WHICH MAY I ADD IS FAR STRONGER AND FAR MORE SUPERIOR THAN HIS, TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION. WE DON'T NEED YOUR COMMUNIST ECONOMICS! GET BACK TO RUSSIA LUCA! - PRESIDENT MELANIA TRUMP