GOP LEADERSHIP CONTINUES THEIR CRUSADE TO VICTORY

Washington, D.C. – Despite the SAFE Act failing in the Senate, House Majority Leader Big JDS has continued his crusade against the far left. “The GOP will be expanding their Senate majority, and we will be re-claiming the House Speakership.” Says Big JDS, “Americans are tired of attacks against conservatives. O’Rubio, Rosenkratz, the list goes on. We’re winning because conservatives continued to be censored. We’re expanding our majorities because Americans are fed up with the far-left leadership that Kimi and the Democrat Party that have led our country to financial ruin. Simple.” Based off current reports, House Republicans are ten seats away from securing a House majority without the assistance of a coalition. Senate Republicans are expected to expand their majority to close to sixty seats.